A man walks into the dentist's office and after the dentist examines him, he says, "that tooth has to come out. I'm going to give you a shot of Novocain and I'll be back in a few minutes."
The man grabs the dentist's arm, "no way. I hate needles I'm not having any shot!"
So the dentist says, "okay, we'll have to go with the gas."
The man replies, "absolutely not. It makes me very sick for a couple of days. I'm not having gas."
So the dentist steps out and comes back with a glass of water, "here," he says. "Take this pill."
The man asks "What is it?"
The doc replies, "Viagra."
The man looks surprised, "will that kill the pain?" he asks.
"No," replies the dentist, "but it will give you something to hang on to while I pull your tooth!"
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that was really funny--and God knows I need something to laugh about when it comes to the dentist. the dentist office scares me!
Funny, I hope you don't make that part of your practice
haha Tiff, luckily for you there will be one (or two) every Wednesday. Plus, dentists are cooooooool people - just look at me! :D
@Steve: I hope so too! But you know, sometimes patients give us no choice, lol
Patrice, this blog is funny and relax, useful too. I am following and will visit often. But may need some time to read all post first.
oh boy...dental jokes. i need to send my dental assistant friend to your site. she loves these kind of things.
she sent me a funny video text where this person wakes up with morning breath and zoom in shows two teeth having sex, explaining the smell. ha!
haha! that's funny!
Yes, please do send her here :) We'll have good times.
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